{"id":12,"date":"2015-07-31T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2015-11-10T03:24:08","modified_gmt":"2015-11-10T03:24:08","slug":"namastop-hope-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Namastop? Hope not!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the years I’ve started so many exercise regimens that I’ve lost count. \u00a0Some lasted weeks, sometimes I would stay with it for a few months, but nothing stuck. \u00a0Alas, I am living proof that doing something for 90 days is NOT long enough to make it a permanent change in your life.<\/span>
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\n<\/span>\"\"<\/a>I’ve joined gyms thinking that if I was paying for the membership I would use it. \u00a0I might as well have withdrawn $40 a month from my bank account and lit it on fire. I got a Wii for the sole reason of using it to finally get in shape. \u00a0Now I use that to play board games with my nephew. \u00a0<\/span>
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\n<\/span>I am smart enough to know that I should exercise frequently. \u00a0 But, simply put, I hate it. \u00a0I am uncoordinated. \u00a0I don’t like being sweaty and stinky and I don’t like to be around other humans when I am sweaty and stinky. \u00a0 I have never felt that “runners high” or whatever happiness you’re supposed to feel after a good workout. The only happiness I feel is relief that I’m stopping whatever awful thing I was doing. \u00a0<\/span>
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\n<\/span>Why I am bringing this up now? \u00a0Well, a couple weeks ago I got a wild hair to try getting some activity in my life again. \u00a0I went to Amazon and purchased a DVD called “Yoga for Beginners”. \u00a0<\/span>
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\n<\/span>Granted, it’s only been a couple weeks, but so far I don’t hate it. \u00a0I’m not sweating much and nothing is jiggling uncomfortably or chafing. \u00a0The woman narrating has a lovely soothing voice. \u00a0She frequently reminds me to breathe- which can be difficult when you are knotted up like a pretzel- and tells me that that it’s OK that I can’t achieve the same level of pretzel that she’s demonstrating.\u00a0<\/span>
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\n<\/span>So, here’s to years of Namaste!<\/span>
\nWish me luck!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Over the years I’ve started so many exercise regimens that I’ve lost count. \u00a0Some lasted weeks, sometimes I would stay with it for a few months, but nothing stuck. \u00a0Alas, I am living proof that doing something for 90 days is NOT long enough to make it a permanent change in your life. I’ve joined gyms thinking that if I… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myself"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}