{"id":121,"date":"2009-10-01T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T00:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beckypalmer.thecomputerguy.bz\/2009\/10\/the-club\/"},"modified":"2015-11-11T21:45:36","modified_gmt":"2015-11-12T03:45:36","slug":"the-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"The Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">I am currently (hopefully) recovering from a bout with viral gastroenteritis. I will spare the gory details but let&#8217;s just say the highlight of my day so far as been that I have been able to eat a handful of crackers without any major ill effects. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">While at my doctor appointment yesterday the nurse read in my chart that I had a hysterectomy last spring. She is going to be having one soon herself and had a zillion questions for me. She is the second nurse at my clinic who is in this boat. When I was in the hospital I think all my nurses I had (except Josh) had also had the same procedure. A couple months ago I went to women&#8217;s Bible Study and so many women were sharing their hysterectomy stories that one woman who hadn&#8217;t been through it said she was actually jealous and that she wanted to have the procedure done too!<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3exSs2ucOw4\/SsQBm-2tUEI\/AAAAAAAAADI\/NJNOl52nE5w\/s1600-h\/3women.jpg\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387432823461072962\" style=\"margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; width: 320px; float: left; height: 213px; cursor: hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_3exSs2ucOw4\/SsQBm-2tUEI\/AAAAAAAAADI\/NJNOl52nE5w\/s320\/3women.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">I had absolutely no idea how big of a club I was joining last spring. 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