{"id":2217,"date":"2019-01-07T17:15:05","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T23:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beckypalmer.thecomputerguy.bz\/?p=2217"},"modified":"2019-01-06T19:40:50","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T01:40:50","slug":"im-mad-as-heck-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=2217","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m mad as heck and&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not going to take it anymore!<\/p>\n<p>As luck would have it, today is I&#8217;m Not Going to Take it Anymore Day.\u00a0 That fits in perfect with what&#8217;s on my mind so I see no choice but to run with it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not into making New Years Resolutions.\u00a0 They only lead to disappointment in February.\u00a0 So I don&#8217;t make them.\u00a0 But if I made them, mine for 2019 would be to defend myself against the idiotic statement &#8220;You don&#8217;t understand because you don&#8217;t have kids&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true that I have never pushed a small human out of my vagina.\u00a0 \u00a0It&#8217;s true that I never felt compelled to try to make that happen.\u00a0 I will ever give you that it&#8217;s true that I don&#8217;t understand WHY people want kids.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s where it ends.<\/p>\n<p>I wholeheartedly reject the premise that since I have never been pregnant that I lack empathy.\u00a0 I utterly reject the idea that since I&#8217;ve never taken prenatal vitamins I don&#8217;t understand what it&#8217;s like to lose a family member to a sudden death.\u00a0 I will not submit to the notion that since I never procreated I don&#8217;t understand the tragedy of childhood cancer.\u00a0 I will not agree with you that my lack of tax deductions means I am unable to comprehend that parenting is difficult.\u00a0 I refuse to accept your idea that since I&#8217;ve never peed on a plastic stick and watched it turn color I can&#8217;t possibly know what true love is.<\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of things in this world I don&#8217;t understand.\u00a0 How anyone can still support Donald Trump.\u00a0 How airplanes stay in the sky.\u00a0 Quantum physics.\u00a0 The appeal of today&#8217;s pop music.\u00a0 Why NFL kickers were, as a group, awful this year.\u00a0 I sincerely doubt that my lack of mini mes contributes to my lack of understanding of any of these.\u00a0 Or anything else for that matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not going to take it anymore! As luck would have it, today is I&#8217;m Not Going to Take it Anymore Day.\u00a0 That fits in perfect with what&#8217;s on my mind so I see no choice but to run with it! I&#8217;m not into making New Years Resolutions.\u00a0 They only lead to disappointment in February.\u00a0 So I don&#8217;t make them.\u00a0&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=2217\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-myself","category-things-that-make-you-go-huh"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2018-03-18-08.18.02.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}