Once again I have stumbled upon a day that speaks to my heart.\u00a0 Today is carbonated beverage with caffeine day.<\/p>\n
If you know me personally at all, you know that carbonated beverages with caffeine are my near constant companion.\u00a0 I never got the hang of coffee or tea, yet I hate mornings.\u00a0 So, cold, carbonated caffeine is the way I make myself presentable to polite society every day.\u00a0 Am I aware that diet soda isn’t the healthiest thing in the world?\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 Do I care?\u00a0 Not.\u00a0 One.\u00a0 Bit.<\/p>\n
Today I invite you, even if you haven’t had a soft drink in a long time, to enjoy a Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, or whatever carbonated beverage with caffeine was your poison back in the day.\u00a0 Remember being a kid.\u00a0 Belch if you need to!\u00a0 Just have fun with it.\u00a0 I bet you won’t regret it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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