There is a disturbing trend going on that needs to be stopped.\u00a0 Good food everywhere is being ruined by the presence of one goopy, unpleasant addition.<\/p>\n
I’m talking about ranch dressing.\u00a0 It’s bad enough that people put that awful substance on actual salads, but in recent times it’s been spotted all over the food spectrum.<\/p>\n
I have no idea why anyone likes it.\u00a0 It tastes like salt and spoiled milk. It looks like what men contribute to the creation of life.\u00a0 It has more calories than almost any other salad dressing.\u00a0 There is no reason for it to exist.<\/p>\n
Yet it’s everywhere. Otherwise smart humans are putting ranch dressing on pizza.\u00a0 On tacos.\u00a0 On chicken wings.\u00a0 On chicken tenders.\u00a0 On french fries.\u00a0 On hamburgers.\u00a0 I’ve ever heard of people putting this awful goo on spaghetti!<\/p>\n
This must be stopped.\u00a0 Children are growing up thinking it’s OK to make their food look like a man pleasured himself on it.\u00a0 I cannot stand for this.<\/p>\n
Please won’t you help me spread the word to get this God awful substance away from our impressionable youth?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There is a disturbing trend going on that needs to be stopped.\u00a0 Good food everywhere is being ruined by the presence of one goopy, unpleasant addition. I’m talking about ranch dressing.\u00a0 It’s bad enough that people put that awful substance on actual salads, but in recent times it’s been spotted all over the food spectrum. I have no idea why… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4108,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-things-that-make-you-go-huh"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t