I personally won’t be participating in this one, but if you do please sent me pics!\u00a0 Today is Ride a Unicycle Day!<\/p>\n
I can’t even tell you the last time I rode a regular bike, but I CAN tell you I broke my wrist falling off my bike at age 13.\u00a0 Just to give you an idea how bad me on a unicycle would be.<\/p>\n
So go forth and ride for me \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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I personally won’t be participating in this one, but if you do please sent me pics!\u00a0 Today is Ride a Unicycle Day! I can’t even tell you the last time I rode a regular bike, but I CAN tell you I broke my wrist falling off my bike at age 13.\u00a0 Just to give you an idea how bad me… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4592,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bright-shiny-objects"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t