{"id":5522,"date":"2026-03-03T08:45:53","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T14:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=5522"},"modified":"2026-03-01T19:46:23","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T01:46:23","slug":"if-pets-had-thumbs-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=5522","title":{"rendered":"If Pets had Thumbs Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the height of silliness- it&#8217;s If Pets had Thumbs Day!<\/p>\n<p>I often wonder what my cats would say if they could speak.\u00a0 \u00a0But I&#8217;ve less frequently wondered what they would do if they had opposable thumbs.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect that Boots would work out how to get more food into her bowl.\u00a0 \u00a0Lilly would probably figure out how to rescue her toys from under the fridge.\u00a0 That would actually be helpful LOL.\u00a0 \u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure what Oreo would do.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m sure it would be mischievous.<\/p>\n<p>What would your pet do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the height of silliness- it&#8217;s If Pets had Thumbs Day! I often wonder what my cats would say if they could speak.\u00a0 \u00a0But I&#8217;ve less frequently wondered what they would do if they had opposable thumbs. I suspect that Boots would work out how to get more food into her bowl.\u00a0 \u00a0Lilly would probably figure out how to&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=5522\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4838,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bright-shiny-objects"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/oreo-and-lilly-2-24.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5522\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}