The other night I ran into the door frame of the bathroom door with my forehead.\u00a0 I was on my way back to bed after a 2am trip to pee.\u00a0 \u00a0I don’t have a goose egg but I feel tightness\/ swelling in my forehead and I’ve had a headache ever since.\u00a0 I didn’t turn the light on because I never do.\u00a0 I don’t want to wake Pat up.<\/p>\n
I’ve lived in this house for 20 years-\u00a0 the longest I’ve lived in one place by a significant margin.\u00a0 Yet I managed to walk into a damn wall that’s been there the entire time.<\/p>\n
I still have to ask Pat which week is garbage on Friday and which week is recycling on Friday.\u00a0 I still can’t remember which light switch is for the living room light and which one is for the front porch a solid third of the time.<\/p>\n
I don’t what any of this means.\u00a0 Maybe it doesn’t mean anything.\u00a0 Maybe I only think it means something because I might be slightly concussed.\u00a0 Or maybe I need to start taking a flashlight to the bathroom with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The other night I ran into the door frame of the bathroom door with my forehead.\u00a0 I was on my way back to bed after a 2am trip to pee.\u00a0 \u00a0I don’t have a goose egg but I feel tightness\/ swelling in my forehead and I’ve had a headache ever since.\u00a0 I didn’t turn the light on because I never… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\r\n\r\n{excerpt}\r\n\r\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-myself"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t