{"id":98,"date":"2010-03-09T02:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-09T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beckypalmer.thecomputerguy.bz\/2010\/03\/were-number-two\/"},"modified":"2015-11-11T21:22:02","modified_gmt":"2015-11-12T03:22:02","slug":"were-number-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beckypalmer.me\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"We’re Number Two!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is an odd thing to think about and an even odder one to blog about. But it’s been on my mind a lot lately so here we go.<\/span><\/div>\n

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As human beings we are all mammals. As mammals we all produce waste products. For whatever reason this is an embarrassing thing for a lot of people. So embarrassing for some people that they will not “go number two” anywhere other than their own homes. Or at least not at their place of employment. I have heard of people going to other businesses in their area or running to their own homes instead of enduring the embarrassment of performing “that” at work.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Maybe because I loved in a dorm for four years I had assumed that at some point in everyone’s life they accepted that they were in fact mammals who would in fact have to relieve themselves on a regular basis. But apparently that is not the case. And I find that odd.<\/span><\/div>\n

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What are your thoughts on this?<\/span><\/div>\n

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This is an odd thing to think about and an even odder one to blog about. But it’s been on my mind a lot lately so here we go.   As human beings we are all mammals. As mammals we all produce waste products. For whatever reason this is an embarrassing thing for a lot of people. So embarrassing for… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bright-shiny-objects"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t