To survive in polite society we need to tell a few white lies. We don’t tell people when we think their baby is ugly or the real reason we skipped that Tupperware party.
But then there are things that I’m convinced no one actually likes but we are all too polite to say so. Well, I’m not.
#1 Being in a wedding. This is way worse for women than men, but it’s a pain for everyone. Best case scenario you are local to the events and don’t need to travel. But even then you have to go get fitted for your outfit. You have to pay (or at least the rental cost) for said outfit. There are awkward get togethers with people you don’t know well- if at all. There is the endless photo session. And that’s just if you are lucky enough to not have a bridezilla (or groomzilla) on your hands!
#2 Working out. You might like how your body looks when you work out consistently. You might feel great after a good workout. You might be proud of personal best times/ weights. But no one sweating balls and grunting like an ogre is enjoying themselves. Period.
#3 Fancy booze. People love being absolute snobs about wine or whiskey. But really? When blindfolded so-called experts consistently can’t tell the difference between $10 and $200 wine. People like the supposed status of owning and enjoying fancy booze. It’s not about the taste.
#4 Networking events. You might enjoy the food or the beverages. But even the most extroverted person on Earth can only handle so much small talk- especially industry related small talk. And there is always that one person you actually go there to talk to that either doesn’t show or is occupied the entire time.
#5 New Years Eve. Almost no one stays up until midnight every night so you’re up past your bedtime- not a good start. Then add the pain of dressing up, worrying about getting hit by a drunk driver on the way home, and the stupid glasses and party favors someone thrusts upon you. No thank you – I’ll just stay home.
So, what things do you secretly think everyone hates? Let me know!