No Apples Here

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A few days ago I got a new cell phone.  I’d had my previous one for 3 or 4 years- which is insanely long and a personal record for me I’m sure. I got a Motorola Edge.  I picked it after doing a significant amount of research because of its high ratings in battery life specifically, but it also got… Read more »

The Last Conversation

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Recently my husband asked me for my Social Security number.  This isn’t too weird, but unusual enough that I asked why.  Turns out it was because he was going to an informational class about preplanning his funeral/ cremation (still not 100% sure why he needed my SSN for that, but that’s neither here nor there). He’s only 57 and swears… Read more »

Top 10 Reasons to Vote Republican

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November 8th is just around the corner.  Maybe you’re struggling with deciding how to vote.  Lucky you- I’m here to help! Here are a list of reasons to vote Republican: #1 You hate minorities.  You don’t say it out load (usually) but you suspect anyone with a skin tone darker than Sherwin Williams color 7036 (Accessible Beige) is an illegal,… Read more »

I’m Torn About Tua

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At the time I’m writing this I’m anxiously awaiting the return of Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa as the starting QB of the Miami Dolphins. Even if you don’t follow football at all you’ve probably heard of Tua.  He is the football player who was carried off the field on a stretcher after lying on the field for what felt like forever with… Read more »

Farewell to the Old Normal

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Outside of political slogans it’s hard to find a more hated phrase than “The New Normal”.  Not only has it been profoundly overused, but people who didn’t (and still don’t) understand anything about medical science used it as an insult against all COVID related measures. Thankfully, things have gotten a lot better since late 2020.  COVID hasn’t gone away, but… Read more »