Today is Name Your Car day.
Please don’t do this. I beg of you. It’s just weird.
Do you name your kitchen appliances? Do you name your furniture? Do you name your clothes? Of course not. Then why in the name of all that is holy would you name your car??
I have a custom license plate. Some people think that is my car’s name. But my car does not have a name. Because it’s a car. An inanimate object. It’s not a pet. It’s not even a plant (and I think naming those is pretty weird too).
So yeah- don’t do this one, OK?