Getting Lippy

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I’ve had a lip balm on me at all times since college.  I’m more likely to leave my house without my phone than I am without at least one on my person.  One of “lame claims to fame” is that I have completely used up more than one tubes of lip balm before I lost it.  I had no idea how rare this was until recently- I had no idea I was so talented LOL.

A couple years ago I was diagnosed with a mild case of sleep apnea and so I got a CPAP (you can read all about that here: https://beckypalmer.me/?p=4605 ).  So, now on average I have a light breeze blowing on my face 7 to 8 hours a night.  As my might imagine, this made my already fragile lips very angry.   Because of this, I have tried virtually every drug store lip product on the market and I’m going to share my results with you to save you time and money.

NOTE- I’m not going to rate the super common ones- i.e. Chapstick, Carmex, etc.  Everyone has tried those so I wouldn’t be adding anything new there.  I’m also excluding tinted lip products even though I do use a few of those too because they have more limited use cases.

Up first are the misses:

  • Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm   $10 per tube.   Grainy texture, did nothing for me at all.
  • Dr Pawpaw Lip Treatment  $10 per tube.  By far the worst I tried.  Weird almost slimy texture that didn’t stay on my lips- I felt like it sort of crawled out into the rest of my face.   I actually threw this one away.
  • OKeefe’s Lip Repair Night Treatment $9 a tub.  Was recommended by a nurse, but didn’t do much for me. I didn’t like the scent either which is a big deal since I was using it at night with my CPAP on.
  • Dr Bronner’s Lip Balm $5 a tube.   Really waxy, didn’t really do anything
  • Revlon Kiss Sugar Scrub.  $8 a tube. Irritated my lips, very strong scent.

Next are the “mehs”.  They were OK but not ones I repurchased.

  • Lanolips Original Ointment $17 a tube Worked OK, but there are cheaper options that work just as well.
  • OKeefe’s Lip Repair $3 a tube   Very small tube, weird smell, works OK.
  • Vaseline Lip Therapy $6 a tub.  If it wasn’t in a tub it would be a hit, but it’s messy to use.
  • Burt’s Bees $4 a tube.   It’s fine, but nothing to write home about.
  • Tree Hut Overnight Lip Mask.  $7 a tub.  Works OK, but has a really strong, off-putting smell.

Now to the hits:

  • Elf Holy Hydration! Lip Mask.  $8 a tub. Marketed as an overnight treatment, but great for anytime use.  If I could only use one product for the rest of my life it would be this one.  It’s that good.  It’s in a tub, but the consistency makes it way less messy than some other tubbed products.
  • Elf Squeeze Me Lip Balm  $5 a tube.  My favorite scented product.  Super cheap and works really well.  AND comes in many yummy scents.  Vanilla is my favorite
  • Aquaphor Lip repair stick.  $5 a tube.   Simple, no fragrance.  Also great for dry elbows!
  • Tree Hut Sugarlips Lip Butter $8 a tube   A hidden gem for sure- I found this one completely by accident.  But only the original- the scented ones are not as good for some reason.
  • Vaseline Lip Therapy $2 a tube  A little greasy but works great for the price

I hope this helps you when looking at the startling array of lip options on your next trip to Target!  If you have a favorite I missed please let me know!

 

 

 

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